An Indian woman has just broken the world record after she gave birth to eleven babies at once. Congratulations :-)
Thursday, February 16, 2012
Tuesday, February 7, 2012
Inspirational Message: A small Doctor Story But With Bigger Message
A doctor entered the hospital in hurry after being called in for an urgent surgery. He answered the call asap, changed his clothes and went directly to the surgery block. He found the boy’s father going and coming in the hall waiting for the doctor. Once seeing him, the dad yelled:
“Why did you take all this time to come? Don’t you know that my son’s life is in danger? Don’t you have the sense of responsibility?”
The doctor smiled and said:
“I am sorry, I wasn’t in the hospital and I came the fastest I could after receiving the call…… And now, I wish you’d calm down so that I can do my work”
“Calm down?! What if your son was in this room right now, would you calm down? If your own son dies now what will you do??” said the father angrily
The doctor smiled again and replied: “I will say what Job said in the Holy Book “From dust we came and to dust we return, blessed be the name of God”. Doctors cannot prolong lives. Go and intercede for your son, we will do our best by God’s grace”
“Giving advice when we’re not concerned is so easy” Murmured the father.
The surgery took some hours after which the doctor went out happy,
“Thank goodness!, your son is saved!” And without waiting for the father’s reply he carried on his way running. “If you have any question, ask the nurse!!”
“Why is he so arrogant? He couldn’t wait some minutes so that I ask about my son’s state” Commented the father when seeing the nurse minutes after the doctor left.
The nurse answered, tears coming down her face: “His son died yesterday in a road accident, he was in the burial when we called him for your son’s surgery. And now that he saved your son’s life, he left running to finish his son’s burial.”
“Why did you take all this time to come? Don’t you know that my son’s life is in danger? Don’t you have the sense of responsibility?”
The doctor smiled and said:
“I am sorry, I wasn’t in the hospital and I came the fastest I could after receiving the call…… And now, I wish you’d calm down so that I can do my work”
“Calm down?! What if your son was in this room right now, would you calm down? If your own son dies now what will you do??” said the father angrily
The doctor smiled again and replied: “I will say what Job said in the Holy Book “From dust we came and to dust we return, blessed be the name of God”. Doctors cannot prolong lives. Go and intercede for your son, we will do our best by God’s grace”
“Giving advice when we’re not concerned is so easy” Murmured the father.
The surgery took some hours after which the doctor went out happy,
“Thank goodness!, your son is saved!” And without waiting for the father’s reply he carried on his way running. “If you have any question, ask the nurse!!”
“Why is he so arrogant? He couldn’t wait some minutes so that I ask about my son’s state” Commented the father when seeing the nurse minutes after the doctor left.
The nurse answered, tears coming down her face: “His son died yesterday in a road accident, he was in the burial when we called him for your son’s surgery. And now that he saved your son’s life, he left running to finish his son’s burial.”
The Conversation Between The Pencil & Eraser
Pencil: I'm sorry....
Eraser: For what? You didn't do anything wrong.
Pencil: I'm sorry cos you get hurt bcos of me. Whenever I made a mistake, you're always there to erase it. But as you make my mistakes vanish, you lose a part of yourself. You get smaller and smaller each time.
Eraser: That's true. But I don't really mind. You see, I was made to do this. I was made to help you whenever you do something wrong. Even though one day, I know I'll be gone and you'll replace me with a new one, I'm actually happy with my job. So please, stop worrying. I hate seeing you sad.
This conversation between the pencil and the eraser very inspirational.
Parents are like the eraser whereas their children are the pencil.They're always there for their children, cleaning up their mistakes. Sometimes along the way, they get hurt, and become smaller / older, and eventually pass on. Though their children will eventually find someone new (spouse), but parents are still happy with what they do for their children, and will always hate seeing their precious ones worrying, or sad.
All my life, I've been the pencil. And it pains me to see the eraser that is my parents getting smaller and smaller each day. For I know that one day, all that I'm left with would be eraser shavings and memories of what I used to have.
Eraser: For what? You didn't do anything wrong.
Pencil: I'm sorry cos you get hurt bcos of me. Whenever I made a mistake, you're always there to erase it. But as you make my mistakes vanish, you lose a part of yourself. You get smaller and smaller each time.
Eraser: That's true. But I don't really mind. You see, I was made to do this. I was made to help you whenever you do something wrong. Even though one day, I know I'll be gone and you'll replace me with a new one, I'm actually happy with my job. So please, stop worrying. I hate seeing you sad.
This conversation between the pencil and the eraser very inspirational. Parents are like the eraser whereas their children are the pencil.They're always there for their children, cleaning up their mistakes. Sometimes along the way, they get hurt, and become smaller / older, and eventually pass on. Though their children will eventually find someone new (spouse), but parents are still happy with what they do for their children, and will always hate seeing their precious ones worrying, or sad.
All my life, I've been the pencil. And it pains me to see the eraser that is my parents getting smaller and smaller each day. For I know that one day, all that I'm left with would be eraser shavings and memories of what I used to have.
Letter To Bill Gates
Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
We have bought a computer for our home and we found problems, which I want to bring to your notice.
1. After connecting to Internet we planned to open e-mail account and whenever we fill the form in Hotmail in the password column, only ****** appears, but in the rest of the fields whatever we typed appears, but we face this problem only in password field. We checked with hardware vendor Santa Singh and he said that there is no problem in keyboard. Because of this we open the e-mail account with password *****. I request you to check this as we ourselves do not know what the password is.
2. We are unable to enter anything after we click the 'shut down ' button.
3. There is a button 'start' but there is no "stop" button. We request you to check this.
4. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friend clicked 'run ' has ran upto Amritsar! So, we request you to change that to "sit", so that we can click that by sitting.
5. One doubt is that any 're-scooter' available in system? As I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.
6. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot for tracing the key with this ' find', but unable to trace. Is it a bug??
7. Every night I am not sleeping as I have to protect my 'mouse' from CAT, So I suggest u to provide one DOG to kill that cat.
8. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when u will provide that?
9. I brought computer, cpu, mouse and keypad there is only oneicon with 'My Computer', where is remaining?
10. And in 'My Pictures' there is not even single photo of mine, So when u will keep my photo in that.
11. You provided ‘My Recent Documents’. When you will provide ‘My Past Documents’?
12. You provide ’My Network Places‘. please please do not provide ’My Secret Places‘. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.
One personal Questions. Why, is it that your name is Gates, But u are selling WINDOWS ?
Looking forward to your early reply…
Thanks
Banta Singh
We have bought a computer for our home and we found problems, which I want to bring to your notice.
1. After connecting to Internet we planned to open e-mail account and whenever we fill the form in Hotmail in the password column, only ****** appears, but in the rest of the fields whatever we typed appears, but we face this problem only in password field. We checked with hardware vendor Santa Singh and he said that there is no problem in keyboard. Because of this we open the e-mail account with password *****. I request you to check this as we ourselves do not know what the password is.
2. We are unable to enter anything after we click the 'shut down ' button.
3. There is a button 'start' but there is no "stop" button. We request you to check this.
4. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friend clicked 'run ' has ran upto Amritsar! So, we request you to change that to "sit", so that we can click that by sitting.
5. One doubt is that any 're-scooter' available in system? As I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.
6. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot for tracing the key with this ' find', but unable to trace. Is it a bug??
7. Every night I am not sleeping as I have to protect my 'mouse' from CAT, So I suggest u to provide one DOG to kill that cat.
8. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when u will provide that?
9. I brought computer, cpu, mouse and keypad there is only oneicon with 'My Computer', where is remaining?
10. And in 'My Pictures' there is not even single photo of mine, So when u will keep my photo in that.
11. You provided ‘My Recent Documents’. When you will provide ‘My Past Documents’?
12. You provide ’My Network Places‘. please please do not provide ’My Secret Places‘. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.
One personal Questions. Why, is it that your name is Gates, But u are selling WINDOWS ?
Looking forward to your early reply…
Thanks
Banta Singh
The Second Wife
A wife asks her husband, "Honey, if I died, would you re-marry?"
After a considerable period of grieving, I guess I would. We all need companionship."
"If I died and you re-married," the wife asks, "would she live in this house?"
"We've spent a lot of money getting this house just the way we want
it. I'm not going to get rid of my house. I guess she would."
"If I died and you re-married, and she lived in this house," the wife asks, "would she sleep in our bed?"
"Well, the bed is brand new, and it cost us $2,000. It's going to
last a long time, so I guess she would."
"If I died and you re-married, and she lived in this house and slept in our bed, would she use my golf clubs?"
"Oh, no," the husband replies. "She's left-handed."
After a considerable period of grieving, I guess I would. We all need companionship."
"If I died and you re-married," the wife asks, "would she live in this house?"
"We've spent a lot of money getting this house just the way we want
it. I'm not going to get rid of my house. I guess she would."
"If I died and you re-married, and she lived in this house," the wife asks, "would she sleep in our bed?"
"Well, the bed is brand new, and it cost us $2,000. It's going to
last a long time, so I guess she would."
"If I died and you re-married, and she lived in this house and slept in our bed, would she use my golf clubs?"
"Oh, no," the husband replies. "She's left-handed."
Friday, January 27, 2012
The story behind "LADIES FIRST"
Long time ago, a man and a woman were madly in love.
They wanted to marry, but parents didn't approve.
So they decided to suicide together, and planned to jump from a mountain.
The man could not bear to see his Sweet Heart Fall, so he convinced her that he will jump first, and he jumped.
But the girl never jumped.
Thereafter all men decided to say.....
"LADIES FIRST"
They wanted to marry, but parents didn't approve.
So they decided to suicide together, and planned to jump from a mountain.
The man could not bear to see his Sweet Heart Fall, so he convinced her that he will jump first, and he jumped.
But the girl never jumped.
Thereafter all men decided to say.....
"LADIES FIRST"
Thursday, January 26, 2012
Udurawana Jokes
Udurawana: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to know current bill status
Udurawana: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.
Udurawana: Miss, Did u call me on my mobile?
Teacher: Me? No, why?
Udurawana: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- 1 Miss Call".
Judge: Don't U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court.
Udurawana to judge: U R coming daily, don't U have shame?
Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Udurawana: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE.
Udurawana in airplane going 2 Colombo .. While its landing he shouted: " Colombo ... Colombo"
Air hostess said: "B silent."
Udurawana: "Ok. Colomo. Colomo"
Udurawana got a sms from his girl friend:
"I MISS YOU"
Udurawana replied:
"I Mr YOU" !!.
Udurawana: Doctor! My Son swallowed a key
Doctor: When?
Udurawana: 3 Months Ago
Doctor: Wat were u doing till now?
Udurawana: We were using duplicate key
Doctor: So why did you come today?
Udurawana: We lost the duplicate key!!
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to know current bill status
Udurawana: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.
Udurawana: Miss, Did u call me on my mobile?
Teacher: Me? No, why?
Udurawana: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- 1 Miss Call".
Judge: Don't U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court.
Udurawana to judge: U R coming daily, don't U have shame?
Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Udurawana: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE.
Udurawana in airplane going 2 Colombo .. While its landing he shouted: " Colombo ... Colombo"
Air hostess said: "B silent."
Udurawana: "Ok. Colomo. Colomo"
Udurawana got a sms from his girl friend:
"I MISS YOU"
Udurawana replied:
"I Mr YOU" !!.
Udurawana: Doctor! My Son swallowed a key
Doctor: When?
Udurawana: 3 Months Ago
Doctor: Wat were u doing till now?
Udurawana: We were using duplicate key
Doctor: So why did you come today?
Udurawana: We lost the duplicate key!!
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