The story behind "LADIES FIRST"

Long time ago, a man and a woman were madly in love.
They wanted to marry, but parents didn't approve.

So they decided to suicide together, and planned to jump from a mountain.
The man could not bear to see his Sweet Heart Fall, so he convinced her that he will jump first, and he jumped.
But the girl never jumped.

Thereafter all men decided to say.....
"LADIES FIRST"

Udurawana Jokes

Udurawana:  My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to know current bill status
Udurawana:  Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.

Udurawana:  Miss, Did u call me on my mobile?
Teacher: Me? No, why?
Udurawana:  Yesterday I saw in my mobile- 1 Miss Call".

Judge: Don't U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court.
Udurawana to judge: U R coming daily, don't U have shame?

Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Udurawana:  Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE.


Udurawana in airplane going 2  Colombo .. While its landing he shouted: "  Colombo ...  Colombo"
Air hostess said: "B silent."
Udurawana:  "Ok. Colomo. Colomo"

Udurawana got a sms from his girl friend:
"I MISS YOU"
Udurawana replied:
"I Mr YOU" !!.

Udurawana:  Doctor! My Son swallowed a key
Doctor: When?
Udurawana:  3 Months Ago
Doctor:  Wat were u doing till now?
Udurawana:  We were using duplicate key
Doctor:  So why did you come today?
Udurawana:  We lost the duplicate key!!

OLD vs NEW

Room For Child

Humour Exercise