Udurawana Jokes

Udurawana:  My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to know current bill status
Udurawana:  Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.

Udurawana:  Miss, Did u call me on my mobile?
Teacher: Me? No, why?
Udurawana:  Yesterday I saw in my mobile- 1 Miss Call".

Judge: Don't U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court.
Udurawana to judge: U R coming daily, don't U have shame?

Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Udurawana:  Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE.


Udurawana in airplane going 2  Colombo .. While its landing he shouted: "  Colombo ...  Colombo"
Air hostess said: "B silent."
Udurawana:  "Ok. Colomo. Colomo"

Udurawana got a sms from his girl friend:
"I MISS YOU"
Udurawana replied:
"I Mr YOU" !!.

Udurawana:  Doctor! My Son swallowed a key
Doctor: When?
Udurawana:  3 Months Ago
Doctor:  Wat were u doing till now?
Udurawana:  We were using duplicate key
Doctor:  So why did you come today?
Udurawana:  We lost the duplicate key!!